Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

I get lots of questions from our many fans so I have decided to answer the most frequently asked questions here:

• It would depend on the people involved.
• The one on the left.
• No, I do not drink. Why do you ask?
• Yes. Absolutely. Without exception.
• They both are!
• I'm sorry but I don't answer those sorts of questions.
• April 9th, 1971.
• As often as possible.
• Once or twice but I try to avoid doing that now.
• The one on the right.
• I don't know. What's in it for me?
• The same place that you get yours.
• In the bedroom. With the candlestick.
• I can too! You take that back! Anyway, that's not really a question.
• Never.
• Because it's so easy!
• Yes, but it was only a hairline skull fracture.
• Of course it is. That's the whole point!